Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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