you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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