I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
