lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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