So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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