Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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