I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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