How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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