Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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