You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
