So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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