3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
