just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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