So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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