if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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