Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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