you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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