i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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