why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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