And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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