He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
pray to the hookup gods
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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