He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
