are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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