I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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