I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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