lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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