Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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