I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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