is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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