You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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