Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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