But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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