Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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