i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Randomize
