There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
