am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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