she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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