found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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