You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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