a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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