Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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