I have demons in me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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