I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Barsexuality is the new black.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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