Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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