I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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