I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm really into asian looking animals
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm too high and old for this...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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