She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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