ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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