Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Randomize
