Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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