Will you blow on my dice?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize