I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Green mimosas i think yes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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