let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I want a musical about memes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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